In Response

For the record, "Ignore your family and piss off all those around you by checking email as you cross a crowded intersection!" is not from an ad...it's from his wife...

Adam nearly lost a foot in the mall parking lot this weekend as a giant Hummer (redundant, I know) turned the corner towards us while Adam walked blissfully along, head down, eyes glued to the screen of that damned blackberry. Just a week in, and I'm already having visions of pulling the move from "Keeping the Faith" where Edward Norton's character chucks Dharma's (ok, I can't remember her real name...Jenna Elfman!...where did that come from?) character's cell phone in a mail box...

If by mailbox you mean puddle...

But I understand the ways in which it makes life easier so really, I'm just teasing. Although, if you lose a foot, babe, don't say I didn't warn you.